August 13

The person born on this day is the most beautiful and the kindest person you‘ll ever meet. They’re loving and caring and super good in bed.

Him: when is your birthday?
Her: August 13th
Him: OMG I want you

by Micropenis1337 November 11, 2019

August 17

National give your girlfriend a present

Here baby is your present for today since it’s August 17.

by Harper69 October 14, 2020

august 3

Everyone born august the 3rd be cool af. THey be best and lit and they desrves the big presents.

You are born august 3, cool and good!

by Keiser Augustus May 7, 2019

August 12

The day where the baddest bitches were born.

Teacher: Hey when is (your name) birthday?
Student: August 12
Teacher: No wonder why they are incredible!

by bst.di0r June 10, 2021

August 24

The best day ever!!!

Anyone born on this day is the coolest and the best!!!!!!

Lame person: omg it’s August 24

Coolest person: yeah it’s my bday that’s why I’m so cool.

by Layla leeeeeeeeee October 26, 2019

august 20

National flick someone off day!! Flick off that annoying bitch

“it’s august 20th lets flick off that hoe”

by hsusnsjiasuusba April 14, 2019

15 august

You are the best and smartest person alive.
You are probably very successful and very happy.

If you are born on 15 August you are best person.

by Vihappyto January 11, 2021