AFK pain

AFK pain refers to the pain caused by feeling missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. AFK pain feels even more intense as you go to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day, which is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. AFK pain is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.

After a long day of the abstinence of YouTube due to losing arguments with my parents, I felt that serious AFK pain creeping in as I lay in bed, knowing I had missed out on all the latest uploads.

by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025

Afk

At Fucking Keyboard

I’m not gonna be afk for a couple hours I have work.

by Mxfawtylik March 31, 2021

AFK

"AFK" means Away From Keyboard. Away From the Keyboard means you will not be playing/working on the moment. It's a different way of saying you're going somewhere for a few minutes.

I am going to be afk.

by I am Robin Dabank June 15, 2023

afk

Short for 'Ass Fucking Kids', pedophiles and nerds will often use this and cover it up by saying they simply stepped away from keyboard because they're too ashamed and don't want to be arrested.

Person A: AFK baby acting up.
Person B: I'm calling the cops.

by THEREALPERIOD November 17, 2021

AFK

AFK is a type faster to say "away from keyboard" is an abbreviation, and is more used by people who play games

John is AFK
Jake isn't walking, I think what he is AFK

by Obi_Will_Kenobi September 22, 2021

afk

afk meaning you are standing still and not there

hold on guys im afk i will be right back

by AFKERREEEE November 17, 2020

AFK-er

An AFK-er (pronounced "AY-eff-KAY-er") is a person currently experiencing AFK moments, i.e. the inability to have screen time to watch YouTube. There are certain risk factors of being an AFK-er, e.g. being born into an AFK tribe like the Amish or Baduy tribe. In addition to that, being of young age (read: still being a child) also increases your risk of being an AFK-er due to external factors like screen time limits imposed by parents.

Ever since his family moved to the countryside, Jake has turned into a total AFK-er—no YouTube and no gaming, just chores all day!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025