Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale May 24, 2011

Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

adopter

Person who adopts.

Adopter.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

adopter

Human beings who adopt other human beings.

My adopter is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

adopter

Who adopts other living beings as if they were their children (but they are not).

Adopter.

by Solemar May 09, 2023

adopter

Person who adopted another person.

Adopter.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024