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The pesron reading this right now has ADHD (you read person wrong)
by Graver444 October 18, 2023
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ADHD

how did you get so many chiks
cause i have ADHD
by idiot mega sandwich August 21, 2022
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adhd

bro #1: u got that crackhead adhd energy
bro #2: nah im not katrina
by that’s rough lol! December 12, 2019
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ADHD

Something college students tell their doctors in order to get adderall or some other stimulant pill.
or
Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.
College Student: Doctor, I have ADHD, I just know it.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.
by yummyyerem June 4, 2016
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ADHD

a dangerously huge dick
Damn, I didn't know you had ADHD
by MrSkunk January 8, 2024
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ADHD

ADHD or Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is where a person, most times starting in childhood, have issues focussing, remembering important information, Completing tasks at one time. I myself have ADHD so am speaking from experience, people with ADHD struggle to get tasks done at once due to their minds throwing large amounts of information at them at once, to put it in a picture, Normal people without ADHD have one string that is really thick and easy to tell from normal string, they still have the little strings that go off elsewhere but they can still tell out the main string, But people with ADHD have the same thickness of strings that have 20 branches every 0.2 seconds of progressing that confuses them, they then go down the one they think is right, only to find out it isn't and they are now off task. This is about the best way to sum up most of it.

(I also got so off task doing this lol)
Person with ADHD: "Damn, I've just spent the past like, 15 or 20 minutes breaking down the Pythagoras' theorem instead of doing my classwork. Ah it's fine, I'll get it done in like 5 minutes,...Hopefully."

Teacher walks past: "Why haven't you finished yet, al the others have almost finished?"

Person without ADHD: "It's BeCaUsE He HaS aDhD, He Is ReTaRdEd."

Person with ADHD Finish's work before kid without it: "What's that about being dumb?"

Person with ADHD Wins, Fatality. :)
by Cal22253 November 17, 2021
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ADHD

Another word for "Otavio Syndrome" the state of complete total UNLACKING energy and doesn't have filter.
London, you have "ADHD".
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