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Chat ADHD

A form of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder that only pertains to online chatting. Very frustrating for the person on the other end who is waiting for your reply while you are playing with your cat, answering the door, or just plain spacing off. Seriously, if I stop what I am doing and walk over to chat with you had best pay attention. &*%$!!!
You have Chat ADHD if you leave people hanging waiting for a reply after you initiated the session.
by thedieselwhisperer April 17, 2011
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Media ADHD

Media ADHD A term to describe the interaction with simultaneous media exhibited by several consumer groups most notably the iGeneration and Working Mom’s who are often consuming and interacting with 6+ media simultaneously. Interactions simultaneously cross media and life elements, personal to business, entertainment to life maintenance, friends to co-workers, clients . A mobile device is for texting not talking, e-mail is to slow, voice mail should be full or never set up.
"I agree why talk when you can text, we have media ADHD talking takes soooooo long"
by 26 Dot Two February 17, 2010
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Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020
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On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.
“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”
by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022
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ADD/ADHD

Attention Deficit (Hyperactivity) Disorder.

Yes, an actual disorder. There are several variations and it is often waved off as a "rumor made to sell Ritalin" by the ignorant, arrogant, or some frustratingly ludicrous combination thereof. As a teenage girl with a fairly severe case of this myself, I can honestly tell you that this is a real disorder with real consequences and real problems that have to do with brain activity.

Also, Ritalin is *not* the solution to everything, and from me that's saying something, since it did do a lot for me. However, Ritalin without family counseling, general tutoring and effort from all sides essentially does nothing. Besides, there's some bad side-effects as well; hell, the meds I'm on right now do wonders for my concentration but have made me twenty-two pounds underweight, as an example.

Girl's ADD is also different than Boy's ADD. Girl's ADD often goes unnoticed because of societal gender differences in early childhood. We're not as jumpy or wild physically, so people think we're just shy or typical daydreamers or even typical girls being girls. However, there really are myriad cases of girl's ADD which are undiagnosed.

Adult ADD is also not a myth. An overwhelming majority of people who "grew out" of ADD were really just misdiagnosed; it can be confusing, as ADD often accompanies LD's and other neurological/physiological/psychological disorders. Therefore, most Adult ADD is present, because a lot of people from the 70's and earlier were never diagnosed. ALternatively, it is part of America's insulting trend to blame everything on it.

In short, this is dispell rumors that ADD isn't real, and also to please request that those who are not knowledgeable AND those who don't have anything at all and are just bullshitting to get out of something respect those of us who do have ADD. America's generalizing has made a lot of us uneasy about our futures now that everything bad is wrongly blamed on it.
Furthermore, only 16% (!!) of the population actually has ADD, and some sources even say 6%.

So shut your ignorant mouths about us. Let us do the talking.
by Tova May 29, 2005
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musical adhd

when a band cannot stick to one genre and every other song sounds like a different type of music
that new band is good but since every song is placed into a different genre we have now started to say they have musical adhd
by Amadeo Midnight January 23, 2009
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Musical Adhd

When one is listening to songs and just can't finish one without switching to a different song halfway through. Usually something is the song will remind them of another song and they just don't have it in them to finish the song they're currently listening.
Guy 1: Check out this new song
Guy 2: Ok man
Guy 1: Now wait, check out this new song I found
Guy 2: Don't you want to finish the new song you're showing me first
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Man you have some serious Musical Adhd
by Chame1eons September 27, 2013
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