Quick access(s)

When your penis makes another hole in your cheap boxers when having a boner.

Guy 1: "ah man, last night I just made another quick access(s)"

Guy 2: "man, you need better boxers dude"

by Bukko June 21, 2021

Mass times Acceleration

Force

Force=Mass Times Acceleration

by Little terry April 26, 2010

Texas Propane and Propane Accessories

The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.

Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.

by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020

access

to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.

1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.

by Oreo, Cracka and Bean October 14, 2003

Accentuate

1. To make something more noticable or emphasize it.

2. To mark or pronounce with an accent.

1. Shawty wore Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur. The whole club was looking at her because the jeans accentuated her big booty.

2. Heating spices accentuates their natural flavors.

by kpopedMyCherry October 13, 2017

Rhotic Accent

A rhotic accent is one where R's are pronounced everywhere.

Most accents in the US are rhotic or becoming rhotic (Eastern New England is an exception)
Most of Canada, Scotland and Ireland have a rhotic accent.
Southland and Otago in NZ are also rhotic due to Scottish influence.

by MartM May 28, 2007

foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids

"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

by footaids123 November 15, 2018