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Isaac Newton

Isaac is a hot, sexy, and incredibly smart science guy. He loves to yeet apples at people to demonstrate his deep knowledge of gravity. he is also the person who inspired bill nye the science guy. overall, he is a pretty darn pog champ.
dickhead: i hate isaac newton
pog champ: isaac newton is the BEST!
by isaacnewtonlovr69 June 2, 2022
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Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle
Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch
by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023
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Charlin Newton

A young loyal man,low-key freak,crazy when it about his girlfriend and favorite letter E
by Brentino January 14, 2019
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Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
by Kslatty February 7, 2023
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Newton Pud

Lightbulb man seen in Little Big Planet 3. Inventor of the pumpinator (I don't think I spelt that right) and occasionally possessed. Andhegainsmanysimps.
Person: Who the fucketh is that misshapen lightbulb??
Person2: Newton Pud, dummy
by Scarlettheonestandingrightinfr February 23, 2022
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Cam Newton

Selling full boat and RAP on a ticket.
I heard Kyle, you know that guy that wears his hair like Justin Bieber, sells really good but can't fuck with a Cam Newton
by Bobo Manjam January 21, 2011
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newton iowa

a small, shitty, town in iowa
carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
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