A typical douche, you will often find "brads" have a childish side that can't be tamed. Ugh, can we say dramatic? A Brad is often seen as a poser, and will lie to get all it wants. Steer clear of Brads.
by Bewareoftheplastics94 March 5, 2016
Get the Bradmug. A jerk who goes around acting like a child and will touch every girl that walks by. even if u say dont touch me he still will grab ur butt or stick his hand down your shirt. you should stay away from brad at all costs, every brad ive met is rude arrogent and needs to be tested for STD's
girl: i said dnt touch me
Brad: i dont care (grabs butt)
girl: (slaps brad)
girl 1: did u hear, molly is dating brad!
girl 2:what is wrong with her, i saw him touching three differant girls this morning!
girl 1: what a jerk!
Brad: i dont care (grabs butt)
girl: (slaps brad)
girl 1: did u hear, molly is dating brad!
girl 2:what is wrong with her, i saw him touching three differant girls this morning!
girl 1: what a jerk!
by Ca$$!y November 3, 2011
Get the Bradmug. The action of talking for an excessive period of time with no meaning. Commonly known as chatting shit. The stories that are told in these situations, generally have no meaning or relevance to the given coversation and also entail a lot of lies.
Friend 1: So I had a threesome on the weekend, whilst I was on 6 pills of MDMA.
Friend 2: Sorry mate, but you're chatting absolute Brad right now.
Friend 2: Sorry mate, but you're chatting absolute Brad right now.
by KrieIsHere March 15, 2019
Get the Bradmug. A bipolar fat ugly closeted homosexual who is hated by all who know him, even his family. He has eye watering body odor. If someone doesn't hate him, they will, give it another day.
by Primadonna knows all. October 10, 2017
Get the Bradmug. A dad who is also a bro. He's your friend's father who seems like he was probably a meat-head jock in high school.
"Dude, look at Joe's dad wearing that muscle shirt and those ridiculously huge sunglasses."
"I know, and he's always either at the gym or drinking."
"He's a total brad."
"I know, and he's always either at the gym or drinking."
"He's a total brad."
by regimechange October 17, 2013
Get the Bradmug. a brother of a cave dwelling frosting eating noob who plays fps and sucks at them as well a "brad" is an annoying brother or sister of you or a friend that thinks that you like them when u really don't
A:holy shit you brother is such a Brad
B:he still thinks that you like him
A:ha even though i hit him daily
B:ya
AB:ha ha ha
B:he still thinks that you like him
A:ha even though i hit him daily
B:ya
AB:ha ha ha
by jeaus June 3, 2010
Get the Bradmug. I am a brad so im gonna tell you the real definition: Brad a guy who can come off as obnoxious but once you get get to know him can be really nice they normally have shot tempers and brown eyes and hir you can smell when ones coming because of the axe body spray they wear, brads are also known to be good at the sex.
P.s some brads can be total polynigmions
P.s some brads can be total polynigmions
Guy 1: Brads about to come around the corner
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Can't you smell the axe
Brad: Hi guys
Guy 1 and 2: He brad
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Can't you smell the axe
Brad: Hi guys
Guy 1 and 2: He brad
by Hey aidan November 22, 2018
Get the Bradmug.