Spencer

A guy who will never let his girlfriend feel an inch of happiness while playing Hearthstone.

Spencer made me cry last night when we were playing hearthstone. He beat me 10 times and was totally ruthless.

by jjdied January 7, 2018

Spencer

Retarded ; A guy that is genuinely slow in brain functionality

Hey, you see that Spencer kid.

by User #102314124 July 11, 2019

Spencer

Jerk, Has Been Arrested, dates underaged women, drunk, physco.
Also, cute, with long flippy hair.

Timmy- "did you hear about Spencer?"
Lance-" what about him going to jail for being drunk underage and dating women underage!?"
Timmy-"no for having the worlds flippiest hair(x"

by BigBigBigBigBigDick July 3, 2011

spencer

A really cute nerdy fellow, who will always leave you smiling. He has a very square face that fits into all your circle holes. He looks as good with a dog filter as he does without one, and usually has very bad taste in women. He is very loyal, attractive, and humorous.

Girl 1:Wow look at him hes hot
Girl 2: Yea hes such a spencer

by Jewish Niggers = No Rights January 15, 2017

Spencer

A free loading paramore masterbater who has a tendency to drink a beer alone and play games with Jill.. He also seems to think after having one beer he is drunk and has drinkin more then you when in fact he just sounds like an idiot. also has a small Asian penis

guy 1: WOW, What a fucking Spencer....

guy 2: does he seriously think hes drunk?

guy 3: Hey man im just trying to figure out why hes all excited to here paramore....

by THE TRUTH XD! November 8, 2009

Spencer

A gay assed alcoholic man who mooches off of his girlfriends....UN-DATE-ABLE!!!!

Girl, Dont date him....he's such a Spencer.

by lolipop250 June 16, 2011

Spencer

A baddy roommate who always leaves the lights on. He smells. And is bad.

"My roommate left the kitchen light on all day again."
"Oh, your roommate's a Spencer."

by Nelexa November 9, 2009