A surreptitious and un-solicited grope of the testicles. Most commonly encountered in homo-erotic environments eg. dark corners at gay clubs. Similar to the female 'muff pat'.
by honeybear 9001 November 29, 2010
Get the plum-cupmug. An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.
Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013
Get the plum distressmug. by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022
Get the plum dumbmug. by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020
Get the toasted plummug. To "Hang Plum" is for a male individual to have large, swollen testicles that swing about when they move.
Tabitha: "Hey Curzak I've heard Steve has a huge ballsack, have you seen it?"
Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"
Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"
by Big spunk December 27, 2017
Get the Hang plummug. A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019
Get the Hairy plumsmug. by Fluffypompom August 16, 2016
Get the a prize plummug.