Jessica

A stupid fat bitch who neglects her kids

Oh look Jessica being a dumb fat bitch like always

by Excusemewtf July 9, 2019

Jessica

A bitch that tells you what to do as you are currently doing it

This bitch is being a Jessica

by ass licker 679 May 31, 2016

Jessica

A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.

"Hey Jessica! Your a slut!"

Jessica: " Yes I am. I'm your SLUT"

by Just Rusty February 26, 2019

Jessica

A backstabbing hoe that will insult everyone around her. She will beat someone down until they have nothing left inside them and when you tell her how you feel she’ll apologize. she only cares when she hurts you. don’t trust a jessica

girl: Hi jessica!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!

by the.truthful.hoe November 10, 2019

Jessica

A dumb ass bitch who always wants to hit your juul. She’ll give you herpes. She’ll drain your pod in an instant. Never let her near your juul.

Jessica: Hey lemme hit your juul.

Everyone: No Jessica get your herpes ass outta here.

by getthefuckback March 19, 2019

Jessica

A pretty girl with a butt that’s almost as big are her personality. This is a woman that most guys can’t handle. They see her face and then her perfect teeth and don’t know how to handle it.

Guy 1: Damn, you see Jessica today?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.

by CollegeBoy1 October 15, 2021

Jessica

A beacon of negativity.

Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.

by Yellow1234 September 23, 2022