When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
Get the Castro's Lap Dogmug. Edwin Castro took the lump-sum cash payment of $997.6 million, just a little bit shy from $1 billion.
by mrlyndonb40 October 21, 2023
Get the Edwin Castromug. Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
by themostamazingpersonitw123456 March 31, 2017
Get the pull a castromug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>mug. A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
Get the Noah Castromug. by Uwuwuwuwuuwuw August 19, 2022
Get the Axel Castromug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exemug.