dunch crunch

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH

EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010

Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

Ramen Crunch

1. Crush up one bag of any Ramen Noodle package of your choice and put into a microwave-safe bowl.
2. Put enough water to cover the noodles in the bowl.
3. Microwave long enough so that the noodles are soft.
4. Drain the water.
5. Add the packet of seasoning, along with 1 spoonfull of Margarine/Butter.
6. Stir until mixed well.
7. Then add a few shakes of Oregano and Grated Parmesan Cheese.
8. Top off this Ghetto-style Italian dish with crunched Frito's.

ENJOY!

I'm so broke and decided to treat myself to a special Italian dish called Ramen Crunch. Save your money!

by Birranda3 March 31, 2011

Nestle crunch

It's a milk chocolate bar

"That's why I LOVE NESTLE CRUNCH"

by moon rock October 4, 2019

gupta crunch

the Predominantly favorite cereal of indians

man pranav sikka let me get some of that gupta crunch

by youngmoneyjosh April 8, 2010

crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly

Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.

by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2011

ginger crunch

A vagina on a ginger headed woman.

I'd love to have a nibble on her ginger crunch!

by BradNZ June 17, 2008