Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 27, 2011
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Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.
Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.
by thatstonerhobo July 08, 2012
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Ramen Crunch

1. Crush up one bag of any Ramen Noodle package of your choice and put into a microwave-safe bowl.
2. Put enough water to cover the noodles in the bowl.
3. Microwave long enough so that the noodles are soft.
4. Drain the water.
5. Add the packet of seasoning, along with 1 spoonfull of Margarine/Butter.
6. Stir until mixed well.
7. Then add a few shakes of Oregano and Grated Parmesan Cheese.
8. Top off this Ghetto-style Italian dish with crunched Frito's.

ENJOY!
I'm so broke and decided to treat myself to a special Italian dish called Ramen Crunch. Save your money!
by Birranda3 March 15, 2011
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gupta crunch

the Predominantly favorite cereal of indians
man pranav sikka let me get some of that gupta crunch
by youngmoneyjosh April 08, 2010
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crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly
Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.
by The Return of Light Joker August 04, 2011
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ginger crunch

A vagina on a ginger headed woman.
I'd love to have a nibble on her ginger crunch!
by BradNZ June 17, 2008
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