money zombie

A 'money zombie' is a person who exists and lusts for 'money' --- they are severely intellectually stunted and emotionally dead.

A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.

A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.

A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.

1) Today was Black Friday Sale Day in the USA, and the 'money zombies' were out in full force; and, they actually killed a Wal-mart employee.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.

by GlennyJ November 30, 2013

Zombie Toe

1. A term used to describe a vagina that has not received any action for an extended period of time. Usually when this term is used the vagina will look dead, often resembling a zombie.

2. A term used to describe the appearance of a toe after stubbing it or injuring it. The toe will look discolored or deformed.

"Aye man, I bet that girl has a total Zombie Toe!"

"I got a Zombie Toe from stubbing it on the table..."

by ConksDonks September 11, 2014

Sample Zombies

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

by andiego July 17, 2012

Zombie Try

Phrase used to express the poor quality of the attempt (short use: zt)

Very bad pass, a goal due to a very simple mistake. It wasn't necessary, it was a zombie try.

by emrethelad99 October 6, 2021

Zombie Eyes

When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie

I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.

by BC Diggs June 30, 2018

Zombie rod

When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.

After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Zombie Profile

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.

I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.

by Wordiculous February 26, 2020