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zen master

One who gives wise advice, based on the skills of greggle. One who has more integrity, honesty and willpower than you. One who will ask for your boobs at any chance.
Holy crap, did you see what the zen master had to say this time?
by Phun Guy September 6, 2003
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Zen Devil

A Zen Devil half-asses their enlightenment journey. A charlatan of spirituality. Compared to a serious Zen monk/master who follows a strict schedule and is solely dedicated to their spiritual journey.
Zen Devil: "Hey, sorry I'm late for meditation."
Zen Master: "You're not welcome here anymore, son."

Later

Zen Devil: "Wow, cat videos are the thing at 4am"
by greenliney September 26, 2019
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ZEN-KUTSADOSHI

The most idiotest idiot in idiotdom.
ZEN-KUTSADOSHI is an idiot.
by The All-Knower December 27, 2004
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zen master

The opposite of Phulishguy.
by zentopia September 7, 2003
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Zen alpha

An alpha male who is so strong that he is content with suffering. Thus, he does not have an agenda or pursue his trivial earthly desires.
He is such a zen alpha, he lets others enjoy the spoils of his battles.
by Sierra343940 January 6, 2018
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Zen Tigris

Vomit Sack Imaging skills, Flatus Sniffer, Worst Mod at GT ever.
by -Prowler- July 2, 2003
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zen and the art of

An indie rock link band, originally from Seaside, Oregon link that majors in dirty barroom style blues and jazz rock, with a minor in indie punk link. Powerhouse female lead vocalist Hayley Mousley's style is said to be remniscent of the grit and soul of Aretha Franklin link and the sweet melodiousnes of Karen Carpenter link.

The original lineup, c. 2004, comprised Joe Church (bass), Spencer Reyneke (drums), Richie Trucke (guitars, vocals), and Hayley Mousley (lead vocals). In 2006 Joe Church, due to family matters, was replaced on electric bass by John Jackson (formerly of Sleepy John link, a band who had opened for Frank Zappa in 1971 at the Spokane, Washington Coliseum).
Previously known by the name Coinslot Muse link, Zen and the Art decided after the release of their first studio album, Oregon Coast Ghost, to officially change their handle. This decision is said to be based largely on Trucke's obsession with Robert Persig's link philosophical book Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance link, although claims persist that Coinslot Muse had been too challenging for many promoters to spell or pronounce. This resulted in a bounty of humorous psydonyms link, such as Coinslot Museum, Cointoss Moo's, and Crackpot Juice.

Zen and the Art tours primarily in the Pacific Northwest link (USA), and remains unsigned to this day.
Zen and the art of used to be called Coinslot moose!

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MORE COW BELL! Was commonly used as a cheer for the band.
by JimmytheCow2000 July 20, 2008
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