zander is a jerk don't say bad words when he is around he would probely snitch and do the naruto run. he is also a fat midget that don't have a hairline and can't spell R.
by youngpotato December 9, 2019

Zander, the type of person who give you coldass replies, he always replies "k" and it's so annoying!!! But overall he's a really sweet and caring person, his future wife or husband..?? You are very lucky to have him in the future, he'll pamper you with love and always trying to make sure you're alright
by userkdhnzysontiktok January 24, 2022

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019

A persons who means, discrimination, ugly, small, no awareness of human life, has a big ego, thinks he cools, and puts everyone else down.
He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him
He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him
How do we get rid of Zander
by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020

by zander28 April 25, 2022
