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zander

zander is a jerk don't say bad words when he is around he would probely snitch and do the naruto run. he is also a fat midget that don't have a hairline and can't spell R.
friend: do alt shift f4.
zander: teacherrrrrrrr
by youngpotato December 9, 2019
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Zander

Zander, the type of person who give you coldass replies, he always replies "k" and it's so annoying!!! But overall he's a really sweet and caring person, his future wife or husband..?? You are very lucky to have him in the future, he'll pamper you with love and always trying to make sure you're alright
Person: Zander, what do you want?
Zander: k
by userkdhnzysontiktok January 24, 2022
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Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
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Zander

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
Bro look out there that Zander’s coming
by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019
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Zander

That guy us such a Zander
by Zanderinnit July 6, 2021
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Zander

A persons who means, discrimination, ugly, small, no awareness of human life, has a big ego, thinks he cools, and puts everyone else down.

He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him
How do we get rid of Zander
by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020
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Zander

Zander is the coolest person ever. He is the best at everything he does and is very talented.
Wow man, I really wanna be like Zander!
by zander28 April 25, 2022
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