Zoom Boom

When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...

I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom

by Rock Stars From Mars May 12, 2020

zoom meeting

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

Boom Zoom

Basically, you crap in your pants.

I thought I was going to have gas but I made a boom zoom.

by SpootSTL August 21, 2011

Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

by TangSlave September 17, 2020

Read the Zoom

Feeling out the Zoom Room

When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate

by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020

Zoom University

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020

Zoom Suit

When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned

Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.

by Z rocket May 19, 2021