your dad

the finest man alive<3

Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad

by luhvbai<3 November 3, 2022

Your dad

Is gay

Your dad is gay

by Get shizzed on November 4, 2022

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

Your dad

Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.

Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.

by Quandalious Dinglenut October 13, 2022

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022