yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

yoink stick

when your being a dummy but emma still loves you

you’re such a yoink stick

by Blah📚 January 28, 2019

Yoink

Grabbing something gently but quickly.

When grabbing something gently but quickly like Fishing Garett catching invasive animals and saying "yoink".

by Lori@theLibrary June 1, 2025

yoink

to pull at a subsonic velocity.

dude 1: man, i love my book
dude 2: yoink
dude 1: crap

by Dripin J May 7, 2020

cock yoink

Noriaki Kakyoin, a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

man, i love cock yoink! he is my favorite character.

by 23_characters_very_cool September 11, 2021

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

YOINK

Yeet

Tfue yoinked on ninja

by Yt_aiden_smurf March 2, 2019