Xander

A 3 year old who is under grown she claims to be a male but one look at her at the pool and see her noticeable feminine features. Or a happy man to be living an 3 year old lifestyle with pb and js

He really is a xander

by Absolutely Humongous Cashew May 24, 2019

dirty xander

the process of making a sandwich and stuffing it up your anal cavity, then having someone else eat the sandwich out of your ass

yes daddy eat my mustard
*dirty xander u*

by shittysausage September 28, 2021

Xander

Super cute and funny. Xander always knows how to make a girl laugh and smile. Kinda short and has nice hair. Always spoils his girlfriend with anything she wants. Xander is sometimes in a bad mood but always now's that people love him. He always says sorry for his bad actions and makes up for them. He sometimes is scard to say the wrong things and he can sometimes be shy. Xander loves hugs and cuddles. He likes playing videogames and spending time with his friends. He's always trying to make his girlfriend laugh when she's feeling down. If you find a Xander never let go of him, he's a real one.

Omg I love Xander he's so cute and funny

by Hey girl wasss up December 1, 2019

Xaine

Someone named Xaine is usually quite adventurous, they will dive into your mans, brothers and granddaddy’s booty hole. They love to try new butt plugs and anal beads on the daily and usually streams it on websites.

“There he goes again, into another booty hole, that Xaine kid makes me laugh”

by cheeeeehooooo June 21, 2020

xanderfall

A gentle cis-gendered Hetero who tries to fight for all Minorities who're oppressed by the faschist DICK-tatorship, but fails because he's white, cis-gendered and hetero.

It's cool that you fight for our rights, but you're a CIS-GENDERED, WHITE, HETERO-MAN who don't know anything and therefore is damned to fail you f***ing Xanderfall!

by YussufLibfag666 June 27, 2020

Xander

Xander is a guy who wont stop talking about crypto currencies. And invests his parents money into shitcoins that will crash any-day.

Xander: Hey you should buy some ravencoin, I only lost £3000 this month.
Person 2: XANDER TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUCKING NORMAL!

by Bl4ck Boy June 1, 2021

xhaiden

xhaiden, is a good man. you can trust him, he is the best-est of friends you could ever have. you need something xhaiden is there. he is a very kind loyal man.

xhaiden is cool we should hang out with him!

by not her</3 November 24, 2021