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"Have you seen that girl over there, her parents are wodded"
by Partyqueen1875 December 8, 2016
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Wooden Soldiers

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A person (wooden soldier) or a group of people who act hard, talk as if they are hard but not one of them will grab up their balls and do something.

Also known as "wuuden soljaz"
Look at them faggots trying to act as if they run the show, yet not one of them will fight... fucking wooden soldiers

"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"
by DannyTheMan April 13, 2007
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Don't let know one try to tell you, or get you to believe that it is..When really it never was and/or can never be.
Someone coming to you saying, I know where you can get this or that for a little of nothing..Just give me your name,address,money etc. And I'll see that you get it..When all alone they where just playing you..They knew that it wasn't or could never be. But you gave it to them trusting them. And you end up with nothing..

Be careful don't take no wooden nickels. Old saying originating from DETROIT.
by Mrs, Ty May 30, 2008
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Wooled

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To receive a one sided beatdown, normally in a form of competition.
Joe: Hey man, did you see the Maple Leafs game last night?

John: No, but I heard they got wooled.

Joe: Yeah, they lost 7-0, it was pathetic.
by Woolosaurus November 15, 2011
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wooden spoons

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Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.
Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL
by d6dp October 26, 2007
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wooden pickle

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When an individual (male or female) inserts a french tickler into the anus of there partner and then withdrawls the marital aid and inserts it into the mouth of the victim.
I gave my girlfriend a wooden pickle last night, and she wasn't very fond of it.
by chad L September 26, 2006
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