a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

The Daily Wire

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.

The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.

by Soul_Driver February 10, 2021

Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006

Barbed Wire

The great tasting beer of QLD, XXXX . Gets its name as the four X's looks like a barbed wire.

"G'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya"
"No worries mate, gold or bitter?"
"Red heavy mate I'm charging!"

by Kryzz July 24, 2013

off the wire

Highly crunk and outrageous. Wild to an extreme.

Dude, that club last night was off the wire!

by hiphopbaby May 16, 2005

Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

by Cold Boy December 12, 2007

Behind The Wire

A prison term used to describe being locked up.

"I made some mistakes that caused me to be behind the wire, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm a free spirit.

by rukusbukus August 23, 2011