Winston, former president of United Kingdom.Generally not well known is the fact that Winston in ancient gaelic english means Raging homosexual pregnant goose.Generally having the following properties:- miserably dissolute derelict putrid, feeble-minded depraved orgy of subhuman indecency.irredeemably boorish contemptible vermin and a petty, chromosome deficient sexual assaulter of barnyard animals.
You are a strangw winston
by Marcus De Alabamo April 30, 2006
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Anyone who is able to bench press more than they squat, likes party of 5 and beverly hills 90210, hates white people, and is just irrepressibly cute
by win brady June 11, 2006
Get the The Winston mug.She is the most beautiful girl in the whole world, She can be misunderstood, sometimes people don't even give her a chance, However, She is funny, kind hearted and is the reason i wake up every morning. I love her with all of my heart and she is the soul purpose of my life continuing.
Shge has had a hard time with her own life and if it was not for her meeting me, and i not meeting her, neither of us would be here today.
She makes me smile when i need to, she makes me happy when i don't think it is possible, As a matter of fact she is listening to me post this while i type.
I love her and its a shame she has a bf (recently broke up) called Damien Lorenzo Sevant who is an emotionally abusive cunt with no sense of humanity and deserves to have his eyeballs popped out with a mellon baller and make his eyes look at one another, he is the scum of the earth and somebody please leave a comment reminding me to make a post about that fucking arsehole
Anyway, I digress
This is suppose to be about Brittney and this happens when i don't sleep but hey, Fuck it
I love you Brittney Alexis Winston
And fuck you, Damien
Shge has had a hard time with her own life and if it was not for her meeting me, and i not meeting her, neither of us would be here today.
She makes me smile when i need to, she makes me happy when i don't think it is possible, As a matter of fact she is listening to me post this while i type.
I love her and its a shame she has a bf (recently broke up) called Damien Lorenzo Sevant who is an emotionally abusive cunt with no sense of humanity and deserves to have his eyeballs popped out with a mellon baller and make his eyes look at one another, he is the scum of the earth and somebody please leave a comment reminding me to make a post about that fucking arsehole
Anyway, I digress
This is suppose to be about Brittney and this happens when i don't sleep but hey, Fuck it
I love you Brittney Alexis Winston
And fuck you, Damien
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Get the chill winston mug.(Win - Stun) n. (1) Figs imaginary story about how winburn used to be called winston but in 1930 it was burned and some ghost is haunting winburn... (2)complete bullshit
Fig: in 1930 winburn used to be called winston but it was burned down and some lil girl was stuck so they changed it to winburn
Spyder: nigga shut winburn is named after a doctor that graduated from southern in 1960 i looked it up this mornin
Fig: Sooooooooooooooooooo.....
Big D: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kiki:Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha
Spyder: nigga shut winburn is named after a doctor that graduated from southern in 1960 i looked it up this mornin
Fig: Sooooooooooooooooooo.....
Big D: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kiki:Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha
by Winburn December 20, 2007
Get the Winston mug.A person who seemingly exists for the sole purpose of sharpening your wit. Analogous to a whetstone for knives. A witstone does not usually comprehend the subtleties of sarcasm, jokes, or human communication (especially the English language).
John said, "Everything I do makes this computer crash." When I replied that his breathing probably did not make the computer crash, he was confused. John is such a witstone.
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