Willie Obiano

The 4th democratic governor of Anambra state. He is widely regarded by Anambrarians as one of the worst governors of Anambra state. More commonly known as "Willie the drunk", he is supported mainly by intellectually disabled persons or the 1% who know about his skirt chasing problem. Some of the things he's achieved as governor include:

1. Putting the cart before the horse
2. Refusal to take action during the Onitsha market fire. He was caught hosting visitors and measuring dick with the Nigerian army during the fire. Millions of property were lost; no fire fighters around to help contain the fire.
3. Arranges a photo op with Pope Francis at the Vatican.
4. Bans the operation of commercial motorcycles without setting up an alternative.
5. Incapable of building and maintaining an adequate, safe system of roads and bridges.

6. Blames Peter Obi for his drinking problems and accountability issues.

This is an unbiased definition of Willie Obiano. I kid you not.
I hope someone tells Willie Obiano that he is better at drinking than at being a governor.
by Grumpy Ned February 06, 2020
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Willi Vieyra

Willy - A wanna be crip and yelled “soowoo” coming into class. Once he learned about actual chicago gangs he “turned” to wannbe a GD. He has GD in everything in his bio until his retirement from “being in the field” too long (he lives in the really nice part of the west side” In general he’s a fat lard that simps over anything but has yet to even get a kiss from a woman. Instead he streams and becomes fatter each and everyday of his worthless life
Yooo you herd Willi vieyra is still simping over casandra, Sofia and Julie
by Brandon the Latin Kking September 15, 2020
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Willy Winkle

N. Another name to describe the male reproductive organ that will not cause upset laughter.
by ThatPinkSock January 16, 2009
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Groundskeeper Willie

Scottish janitor/groundskeeper of Springfield Elementary School, with with thick accent and bushy eyebrows. Famous for tearing his shirt exposing ripped, muscular torso. Lives in a shack on the school grounds, drives a tractor, often insults people he is gpeaking to.
Groundskeeper Willie: Have you got wax in your beester? I cannot fit into that wee vent, you croquet playing mint muncher.
Principal Skinner: Grease yourself up and get in there you... gruff speaking work slacker.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ooooh, good comeback.
by A.Warm July 01, 2006
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Shotgun Willy

Gods favourite rapper. The best meme rapper on the internet. Made a hit called Oreo but bobby mcferrin the dumb piece of shit boomer took it down because the sample was his song don’t worry be happy. Bobby took the song down and took ALL the profits from what I’ve heard is over 6 figures.
Shotgun Willy is my favourite rapper
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Willy on Wheels

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.
Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.
by Corn Flake November 05, 2006
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willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.
"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."
by tylerdun March 07, 2016
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