wiener sausage

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?

I have a wiener sausage down my pants.

by Abwilly July 6, 2016

Square wiener

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus

Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy

by Rileythompson61 May 10, 2017

wiener wobbler

1. Someone or something that wobbles its wiener

2. A naked person with a penis

3. An insult

"There's a sideshow at the circus called the Magnificent Wiener Wobbler"

"Look at that wiener wobbler running onto the field"

"Stop being such a wiener wobbler"

by vasknuke August 2, 2015

Steamy Wiener

When your hitting a girl from the back and you pull out a hot dog and stick it in her butt

I was hitting Emily from the back and I gave her the Steamy Wiener

by ducks2019 August 19, 2016

wiener pull

Penis stimulation, which may be done to oneself or by another person. Can also be known as a hand job.

"Yeah dude, he took her into his car and she gave him a wiener pull."

by Brooks Edwards November 3, 2007

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 8, 2011

Crutch Wiener

Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.

Person 1: Man using crutches sucks

Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.

by The Void 87 October 9, 2012