A stupid naïve manwhore who has just discovered fashion and has longish shaggy hair, wear an over sized beanie that looks like a giant's scrotum warmer, cardigan, perhaps a multicoloured if they are feeling a bit daring; stretched across their skinny chests are the 16 pound t-shirts with multicoloured prints, legs are covered with some spray-on jeans and to finish it all off, some pointy plimsolls, which appear to be the latest Topman orgasm.
Peeping inbetween the plimsolls and skinny jeans are colourful socks, with childish designs on them that cost the fucking Earth.
Their jeans are pulled so low so that we are able to "admire" their Topman boxers and all can see. Some topman whores even bend down to flaunt their boxers. Oh so pathetic.
To keep warm, the average topman whore wears one of the 20 pound hoodies Topman offers in a selection of colours with pretty designs in the hood. Of course, every topman whore has every colour and so Topman whores have to check with their Topman whore companions as to which colour they should wear that day, as not to appear unoriginal.
Peeping inbetween the plimsolls and skinny jeans are colourful socks, with childish designs on them that cost the fucking Earth.
Their jeans are pulled so low so that we are able to "admire" their Topman boxers and all can see. Some topman whores even bend down to flaunt their boxers. Oh so pathetic.
To keep warm, the average topman whore wears one of the 20 pound hoodies Topman offers in a selection of colours with pretty designs in the hood. Of course, every topman whore has every colour and so Topman whores have to check with their Topman whore companions as to which colour they should wear that day, as not to appear unoriginal.
*2 Friends browsing in Topman*
Friend A: Oh wow, these are actually reasonably priced! That's a first for Topman.
Friend B: Hm these colours look pretty good together.
Friend A: Fuck it, I'll get 2 and save the rest of my money.
*looks for Medium*
Friend A: WTF they are all L, XL or XXL?!! Where are the other sizes?
Friend B: Looks like the Topman whores got there before.
*Both friends turn round and give evils at the Topman whores at the entrance, identically dressed*
Both: Grrr
Friend A: Oh wow, these are actually reasonably priced! That's a first for Topman.
Friend B: Hm these colours look pretty good together.
Friend A: Fuck it, I'll get 2 and save the rest of my money.
*looks for Medium*
Friend A: WTF they are all L, XL or XXL?!! Where are the other sizes?
Friend B: Looks like the Topman whores got there before.
*Both friends turn round and give evils at the Topman whores at the entrance, identically dressed*
Both: Grrr
by Indigolynx October 27, 2008
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A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
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A toner whore is an office person, usually older, who makes a paper backup copy of everything on their computer, like emails, spreadsheets, etc...
Damn, look at that stack of paper by the printer WTF is that?
Oh, that's Lisa's backup copies for the day.
Dang dude, hasn't she heard of back up storage devices, what a toner whore!
Oh, that's Lisa's backup copies for the day.
Dang dude, hasn't she heard of back up storage devices, what a toner whore!
by Bubba Spinxx October 11, 2007
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girl1 :"did you see her shag that guy outside the burbery store last night"
girl2 :"yeah, she is such a towny whore"
girl2 :"yeah, she is such a towny whore"
by neiler45 August 10, 2006
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Get the tik tok whore mug.Toothless Tent Whore are also known as a " Clown whores". This type of whore is typically seen in the swampy area of Sellers Lake pushing her Wheel Barrel that carries her Tent to set up shop. When this clown whore sets up her tent she then invites any married man (that can stand her foul vagina stinch without slipping on her snail trail ) in,, she then proceeds to trade sexual favors with these married men for small bags of dope. No respectable man would ever be seen outside in public with this poor tent Whore for she is far to grotesque n smelly. Her parents are brother and sister see, it's from all the incest.
This particular bag whore also has no teeth due to her excessive bad hygiene n gingivitis. This bag whores breath is so disgustingly ratchet that it will literally bleach your hair if she speaks directly at you. Always stand a good 3-4 ft away when allowing this tent whore to bark at you. It could mean life or death.
This particular bag whore also has no teeth due to her excessive bad hygiene n gingivitis. This bag whores breath is so disgustingly ratchet that it will literally bleach your hair if she speaks directly at you. Always stand a good 3-4 ft away when allowing this tent whore to bark at you. It could mean life or death.
Toothless tent whore s are always hiding in the swampy Fulton areas, they typically go by the name Michelle.
by Amy Jae September 19, 2019
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Sabrina is the original Toro-Whore-O.
by It's Donny March 14, 2008
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