When Justin Bieber's balls drop

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"

Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."

by ishakeimove May 8, 2010

SCP-001 "When Day Breaks"

the sun is red, come out and see the sun. the surface is safe and everything is now beautiful

Guy 1: hey why is the sun red
Guy 2: oh it's SCP-001 "When Day Breaks"

by romansuperdestroyer February 10, 2021

that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007

whenimechainthesuma

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by whenimechainthesuma July 17, 2022

what can you do when you live in a shoe

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”

“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”

by unclegarry123 December 4, 2019

when pigs fly

never; it won't happen

F student: Think I could get into Harvard?
A student: When pigs fly!

by William MacCabe December 28, 2005