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Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)
That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
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Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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WeaVer

WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.
you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.
by Angry_MotherFucker August 17, 2023
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savanna weaver

A beautiful amazing girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Loves to play roller derby also has a friend with a new puppy
Savanna weaver is so good at what she does
by Krazyscooterkid August 5, 2015
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kaleb wesley weaver

One of 318 Ratchet City's most trashy fuck boys, kaleb really puts the STD in STUD. If you enjoy stank dick, he's the one to call.
Hey you hear about Kaleb Wesley Weaver contracting herpes? He's nasty.
by Kateisgr3at September 12, 2020
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colby weaver

by Taylor poops shin November 16, 2017
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Vicky Weaver

To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.
Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.
by Joey2dope July 17, 2023
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