PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

Warped

A discord server filled with degenerates, neo-nazis and pedophiles, united with the sole purpose of shitposting, and in some rare cases, shitstreaming

Faulcron: Never join warped

by Faulcron June 18, 2023

Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.

God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!

by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Warp Core Breach

An excuse for Geordi La Forge to do a cool barrel roll under an engineering door. Also when a Star Trek starship's engine is about to explode.

"COOLANT LEAK! We have a coolant leak in the engine core, I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"

by ClaymoreCountry December 23, 2022

Fuck Warp

When you have sex, and do not realize how much time has passed by...

We were having sex, and the next thing I looked at the clock, and 3 hours had passed. We were in a fuck warp...

by Jonnyrotten October 30, 2021

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021