Emily wallace

if you ever meet a emily wallace you are so fucking lucky to have them in your life,never let them go because once u lose them u miss out big time.I have a great friend called emily and we have fallen out many of times but we are the bestest of friends and i never wanna lose her.I love her so much as a best friend.It hurts me so much to see her in pain or crying.I would never replace her and i will never ever hurt her on purpose.I want her in my life and i need her in my life forever.I want her to see this so bad so if you have a friend called emily then send this to her.Thank you so much for being there for me,you are so special to me and i need u forever in my life bestie <3

phoenix-hey..im a little sad today
emily-hey its gonna be ok gurl. *speaks random spanish language*

phoenix-bro wtf *laughs*

emily-*she laughs to*

phoenix-*picks up her cat marley and throws him outta the window*

emily-MY CAT LMAOOOO :0

emily wallace is so nice

by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021

Connor Wallace

He’s a v nice lad and has a massive knob he don’t like girls who mess him about and likes a joke

You can suck on connor Wallace dick for a fiverrr

by Osojdjdnkan December 23, 2018

crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.

Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.

by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019

Wallace Loop

Getting to a destination (usually late) via a round about direction.

Or

Getting lost and stubbornly refusing to ask for directions, thus resulting in aimlessly driving around until you accidentally arrive at your destination.

Sorry we are late, we ended up taking a Wallace Loop!

by Myst55 November 16, 2013

Cameron Wallace

Someone with a relativley large penis, thereby meaning that bitches oftentimes come, but he rejects the black ones.

Cameron Wallace hates black women

by bigdick060408 August 22, 2023

Wallace waddle

Physical reaction to spending their own money. This will cause the sphincter muscle of the persons anus to contract with extreme force forcing them to walk with a wide waddle.

Bejesus….that guy so tight he walks with the Wallace waddle !

by Slightlyspecial October 27, 2023

Billy wallace

Your local pasty white kid

Billy is such a Billy wallace

by billy57577575456738396278 September 10, 2018