A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
Get the skitching the wagonmug. 1. Any small compact car similar to a Honda Civic hatchback which has been modified with tinted windows, shiney rims and custom graphics depicting a lost loved one or "fallen amigo".
2. An incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic American teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.
See also: Hooptie and rice burner
2. An incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic American teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.
See also: Hooptie and rice burner
Father (to daughter): I don't want to see you riding all around town in Junior's Chonga Wagon - it's embarrassing.
by TWP (triflin' white person) August 27, 2009
Get the Chonga Wagonmug. n. Any combination vehicle having two or more trailers, especially short pup trailers. Derived from the uncontrolable wiggle motion these vehicles have while traveling down the highway.
Driver, I dont mind sharing my lane, but could you try and keep that wiggle wagon on your side of the line?
by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006
Get the Wiggle Wagonmug. A form of car that was once popular in the USA until being supeseded by SUVs in the early 1990s. European car companies, such as Volvo, still make them. Also sometimes known as "Sport Wagon" or just "Wagon."
by JNNC July 2, 2006
Get the Station Wagonmug. The term used for a minivan with lots of swagger. Only swagger wagon members are aloud in swagger wagon.
by swaqqawagon69 March 18, 2010
Get the swagger wagonmug. very underestimated form of transportation. normally RWD and have large engines. especially older ones, Oldsmobile put 455s in station wagons up to 1976
by TheRyder August 23, 2011
Get the Station Wagonmug. 1) A wagon often inhabited by various sluts.
2) A wagon that has "SLUT" written across it in burning letters on the side.
2) A wagon that has "SLUT" written across it in burning letters on the side.
1) Bill: "Yeah Bob, i'm gonna go fuck everyone over at the Slut Wagon tonight."
Bob: "Dude, i've already been there."
2) "Holy shit, check out that Slut wagon on the other side of the road!"
Bob: "Dude, i've already been there."
2) "Holy shit, check out that Slut wagon on the other side of the road!"
by Meik April 3, 2003
Get the Slut Wagonmug.