Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
by Not_Tyler207 March 02, 2022
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mavericks for lifey wifey

When you in it w ur homie girl and u both be litttty af
Damn we mavericks for lifey wifey
by litttttyness September 21, 2017
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wifey moment

A moment of romance or fear facing. Showing Love and encouragement ETC... that the Significant other helped with
Wifey moment- Lindsey Helped Spencer with stage fright when she encouraged him to sing at church
by Wifey Moment August 24, 2019
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Wifey Type

Damn you see that girl right there.”Yeah thats wifey type
by user123716 February 21, 2023
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wifey check

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.
I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.
by Tomdagley2013@gmail.com January 30, 2015
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Wifey Dick

A dick you can happily fuck for the rest of your life
Damn he’s got a Wifey Dick”
by Charley33x June 21, 2022
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Wifey

That’s my Wifey
by jiggyasf September 14, 2020
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