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A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS.
Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS.

Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing.

I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.
MAC USER:Windows sucks!
-OK,say something you can at MAC.
-Errm....playing with dock..?
-OH,I can make a OS at Windows.
-But MACS never infects.
-Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.
by Windows98 September 14, 2012
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" ay yo i heard she got some fire windows all the time"
by Jmay$GettinToIt January 9, 2021
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You mean the Windows Operating System or a window? Well, its a operating system.
“omg you got the new Windows 11?”
“dude Windows 95 is my favorite
by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021
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‘Windows’ meaning you’re feeling anxious about doing something.
I have a job interview tomorrow but I’m feeling very windows.
by Mrheckles June 20, 2021
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**Windows:** bloating os with spyware
Windows is the most trash os ever
by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021
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A̶ ̶p̶e̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ The best OS ever
GUYS PLEASE MICROSOFT ISN'T LETTING ME SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT WINDOWS
by BBIRI January 15, 2022
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