what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018

When you F up

When one does something really bad they will regret later (unless they have no conscience at all).

I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.

by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019

When You Fryin’

When you fryin’.

When you fryin’ you don’t be cryin’.

by 0_0awkward0_0 January 29, 2019

that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens

wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door

by palsmawielder2 May 20, 2018

So...It All Started When You Were 7

AN EASY BUT SHORT WAY TO SPEED UP THE PROGRESS OF A STORY. (If you get punched, I am not responsible for your well-being)

BEING 1: SO WHAT HAD HAPPEN WAS...
BEING 2: So...It All Started When You Were 7...OKAY GET TO THE GOOD PART.

by LyNx00 October 18, 2022

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022