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where the real south begins a place where people don't try to hide there country accent and accept where they from and proud of it.
by va kid June 15, 2007
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Famous modernist woman writer who combined amazingly astute critical insights with 'moments of being' of superb poetic beauty. Born Virginia Stephen, married Leonard Woolf. Commonly associated with the Bloomsbury group. Sister of Vanessa Bell (formerly Vanessa Stephen), also famous -- post-impressionist painter. Related to Thackeray and a bunch of other famous folks. Friends with lots of famous writers: Lytton Stratchey, T.S. Eliot, etc. Had an affair with Vita Sackville-West. Quite well known for her feminism. Wrote a lot of essays, a fair number of novels and a number of short stories. Extensive scholarship has been done on Woolf, as with most 'modernist' writers. Witty and eccentric, rather bitchy at times. Had bouts of depression -- scholars have written on things like manic depression and her works, etc. Killed herself -- drowning -- on 28 March 1941, aged 59.

Set up the very successful Hogarth Press with her husband (eventually owned by Random House!). Printed a variety of important and interesting texts, including Freud's works and The Wasteland.

Often abused by pretentious poseurs who namedrop. Also hated by undergraduates who were dealt out bad grades because of her. Misunderstood by aforementioned pretentious poseurs who insist on looking starry-eyed while setting up shrines to her, thus ostentatiously displaying their profound understanding of 'the poetic temperament' and incredible appreciation for the lyrical quality of her works.
Pretentious Poseur: Do you know Virginia Woolf? No? She's like one of the coolest writers around, dude. I can feel her pain man. Life is pain. I want to drown myself too.

English Professor: E.M. Forster wrote that Woolf's weakness as a writer is her inability to get out of character. Consider the possible role of dialectic in Woolf's works with respect to the relevance of a revisioning of the concept of realism in the wake of World War I.

Bitter Undergraduate: Did you know that Woolf caused my GPA to drop by 0.5? I hate these stupid difficult writers who make no sense.
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When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019
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West Virginia Brown

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Smoking the roach of a joint or blunt in a gravity bong (geeb).
Do you wanna take a West Virginia Brown when we finish this blunt?
by savs June 6, 2015
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The Virginia Vacuum

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When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.
Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"
by Typhon121 November 22, 2016
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Virginarian

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A Virginarian is an individual who practices the fine art of having sex with only Virgins.
"That dude totally decided to become a Virginarian....He's done with Roast Beef sandwiches...if you catch my drift"

"I'm a Virginarian because I don't trust guys who aren't Virgins"
by Kiiiitty! February 25, 2010
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Virginia

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Home to great history, beautiful scenery, southern hospitality--yes, isn't it hard to imagine people actually being friendly and polite !--and smoking hot southern women.
Look at that handsome southern gentleman and that gorgeous southern belle, I bet they're from Virginia.
by r.e.leeXXVIII May 5, 2007
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