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Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.
Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”
by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025
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Vietnamese Horseradish

When you're fondling a Vietnamese man and, while still fondling, you reach your other arm around him and into his anus and stimulate his prostate to make him ejaculate. The ejaculation will go into a jar, which will be the "horseradish" to be used on a sandwich/burger, typically.
"I just gave this asian guy the Vietnamese Horseradish and it was pretty tasty."
by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
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Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.
This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.
by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025
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Vietnamese Propeller

A sexual act in which the man inserts his erect cock into a woman while they are both stood facing each other. The man then proceeds to spin the woman around in a full 360 degrees motion, giving the appearance of a plane propeller spinning around its prop shaft.
Dude, that girl was begging me for a Vietnamese Propeller last night but my cock just wasn’t strong enough!
by Twiggy_222 October 8, 2020
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Vietnamese Powerwashing

A sexual act/game that can be played with your friends who have penises. You both down a large amount of water and then you both pretend to use your penises as chopsticks and whoever pisses first loses.
“Man at the party Marky and Richie were Vietnamese Powerwashing for an hour straight infront of everybody!”
by gosplchior June 3, 2025
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Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 12, 2022
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Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream
Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?
by Juce916 June 2, 2025
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