When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric
You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.
by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022
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by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
Get the Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Roblesmug. The act of licking a wild deer's asshole and then letting it shit in your mouth and kick it down your throat. Then after the poo is consumed the wild animal drags you off naked, straps you into a chair, and then films you while your unconscious for it's hit reality show.
by AShrekle February 24, 2018
Get the Vermont Tupperwaredmug. ...🫥...
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
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To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.
by upvtway March 4, 2014
Get the Vermontedmug. Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
by morezucchini June 30, 2025
Get the Vermontingmug.