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Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022
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Vancouver Special

A typical Vancouver person: non-commital, flakey, two faced, dishonest.
Kirk: how's Claudia doing with her new boyfriend?
Josh: oh, you know, he's a Vancouver Special. Nobody wants that.
by Vancouver Special December 1, 2018
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vancouver

the utah of canada, so irrelevant and doesnt matter at alll… full of knock off lil-maceee’s. do not recommend. you will get canned IMMEDIATELY.
person 1 - yo u wanna go to vancouver

person 2 - nah bro i choose life
by hindu packed April 4, 2023
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Vancouver smoked meat

A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.
Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.
by MForbes September 16, 2021
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Vancouver Whitecaps

The Major League Soccer (MLS) team that eight-time Ballon d’Or winner and World Cup champion Lionel Messi could not beat in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinal.
The Vancouver Whitecaps blew out Inter Miami 5-1 aggregate in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinal.
by thecanadiandud May 18, 2025
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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024
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Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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