Vietnamese green tea

when a Vietnamese soldier “tea bags” a corpse

Oh no! After Jimmy got blow darted in the neck, the soldier ran over and preformed the Vietnamese green tea on his body.

by Jimmy_in_Vietnam November 18, 2023

Vietnamese blanket trick

Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.

You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.

by Bien there November 20, 2022

Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream

Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?

by Juce916 June 2, 2025

Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025

Vietnamese Hot Dog

Putting your penis in a Vietnamese Báhn Mì sandwich

Jacob: I’m thinking of getting into food play, any ideas?

Olivier: Oh yea, try the Vietnamese Hot Dog!

by ShospleColupis September 8, 2020

Vietnamese Chicken

A code name for meat made out of people. Derived from the hardcore stuff that happened in the Vietnam War.

Guy A "Fuck you. Wanna go?"
Guy B "Oh yeah? I'll beat you so bad you'll look like a piece of vietnamese chicken."

by Dr. mcjesus12 January 23, 2010

vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025