upper deck

The act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.

I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.

by Anthony April 16, 2004

upper deck

depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.

That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!

by Jake Fischer March 3, 2005

Upper Upper West Side

Some who lives in the northern part of Manhattan (New York City) north of West 96th Street (mainly the neighborhoods of Harlem, Washington Heights, and Inwood)

Miguel doesn't live in Chelsea. The punk lives on the Upper, Upper West Side.

by Luis H. November 19, 2004

Upper Middle Trash

People who are on their way up but are still stuck with poor white trash behavior. People with enough money to buy a new car but not enough for health insurance. Pimps who pretend they are business executives. Night club owners. Gap managers. The entire porn industry.

Central California is populated by Upper Middle Trash.

by Ramy August 20, 2006

Upper St. Clair

Upper St. Clair is a wealthy suburb in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Upper St. Clair is known for snobby rich kids and hot “milfs”. The typical Upper St. Clair student can be found acting as if he is from the "ghetto", yet their tinted windows are the darkest thing that they have seen. Every kid from 7th to 12th grade talks of smoking weed but the closest any of them have gotten to grass is their freshly cut, Mexican made, perfect front lawn. It is a place where your older brother determines your popularity and status in life; for instance when one student is faced with a fight from one of the neighboring community the common response will be “Do you know my brother” or “Yo I will get my brotha up in here.” Upper St. Clair is known for better looking girls then the neighboring communities, with their fake hair always colored dark to support their poor athletic programs. Although, There has been success in the past, Render is still one of the most useless coaches you can find, but rival Mt. Lebanon and other communities, that share the same hatred, still continue to tower over them in basketball and lacrosse.

Upper St. Clair Students: "Yo dog you be hittin the bong today"
"Ya man we's be doin'this shit all day"
Mt. Lebanon Student: "Wait your still white"
Upper St. Clair: "Wat you sayin I will get my OLDA brotha"
Mt. lebanon: "Still white....."

by Steve Durann October 27, 2008

upper decker

the act of deficating in the water tank of someones restroom, so when they flush, out comes muddy madness

i just left an upper decker in that starbucks bathroom!

by darby krow February 13, 2010

Upper Respitory Johnson

When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.

Wow, Frank just upper respitory johnson'd that guy!

by theURjohnson2 April 16, 2009