put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

by Uncle Dimma January 19, 2015

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

Up your dick

A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them

"Aye, up your dick sure."

by Shauna Leigh, Eimer and Siobha February 11, 2009

up your cool

To become less lame.

Boy 1: "I love Avatar so much I went to the midnight showing, bought the bedset, and I bought the costume for Halloween too!"
Boy 2: "Dude, we need to up your cool..."

by 559987654 April 7, 2010

throw up your sign

makin a letter or sign wit your fingers, lettin people know wat crew you wit

cripsz would put up 2 C'sz

Bloodsz would put up a b

People from Atlanta would make a A

"throw up your sign, the bloods are comin."

"put your two c'sz up"

"peace up, A town down"

by LocMamii April 25, 2006

up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

by 2 camels in a tiny car February 26, 2011

right up your alley

1) something you are proficient at and capable of doing
2) a social class that you don't belong to but whose members you associate with anyways, probably f-sag

in terms of both definitions 1 and 2, if you are in jail for issues of domestic violence and misogynistic assault, who says says something more serious, like rape and murder, can't be right up your alley as well?

by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2014