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upside down umbrella by disco_stu912 November 22, 2013
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Umbrella Job
Also commenly known as a "UJ", an Umbrella Job is one of, if not the most, dangerous sexual procedure to perform. When performed correctly, it gives the "reciever" the most mind blowing orgasm known to all men (or women), however the process of the "giver" to the "reciever" is a very delicate and dangerous one, so it is rarely attempted.
Guy 1: "Dude, did she give you UJ?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean an Umbrella Job?"
Guy 1: "Yea, duh!"
Guy 2: "Well...kinda... "
Guy 1: "What do you mean kinda?!"
Guy 2: "Well she tried, but sadly...she died."
Umbrella Job by Riley J April 11, 2008
umbrella corporation
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umbrella corporation by Mauricio Lopez August 29, 2005
Carrying an umbrella
Carrying an umbrella by Anonymous November 20, 2002
the umbrella
this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.
Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
the umbrella by daz a l July 17, 2007
Umbrellatidus
A nasty, skin inflammatory infection caused by multiple stimuloses commonly found in ink pens. The rashes, and irritation that follow can be devastating. One knows when they are infected by this when red and grey bumps surface to the epidermis (outer layer of skin), and inflammation and proposterous itching begin to occur. There is no known cure for unmrellatidus.
Dude, have you seen Joe's skin? Its the nastiest thing in the world! I think he might have umbrellatidus from those stupid markers he has been playing with.
Umbrellatidus by Alexander Demidov January 16, 2009
Umbrellapal
A special person you would love to share an umbrella with when it pouring with rain, snowing, hailing or even when the sun is shining. In fact, you would pray for the weather to change course just so it would give you a reason to be caught under an umbrella with this person.
oh gosh, its pouring pikachus, porky pigs and pluto dogs... ah... we only have one umbrella... would you like to be my umbrellapal? :)
Umbrellapal by Shoelacetied July 3, 2010