Dirty umbrella

This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.

Hey, you know Dave?

-yea.

He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.

-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair

Yup, pretty much.

by ThorMacleod March 20, 2021

you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

Devil's Umbrella

foreskin

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010

Awkward Umbrella

Words used to describe the gesture made by your left hand after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence or noticeably awkward moment. The person executing the "Awkward Umbrella" is holding up an imaginary umbrella and moving their head around slightly to try and stay under this imaginary umbrella being blown by the imaginary wind.

Blah Blah made another awkward comment about her imaginary friends. So I whipped out my awkward umbrella hoping not to get wet from her awkward comments.

by FLICKA_DA BOWLER July 24, 2009

Meat umbrella

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty

by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017

Silk Umbrella

An item that is too valuable or expensive to be used for its intended purpose. It is in fact so valuable that it is completely useless.

1: It's raining cats and dogs. Why aren't you using your umbrella?
2: I don't want to ruin it. It's a silk umbrella!

by defenseminister December 10, 2010

cheese umbrella

An umbrella made out of cheese. An idea randomly thought of by Youtuber Phil Lester during Phil Is Not On Fire (PINOF) 6.

Dan Howell: Quick! Say the first thing that comes into your head!
Phil Lester: Uh. Um. Cheese umbrella!

by phangirl5ever09 April 13, 2016