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twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.
She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008
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texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.
by Silvershank February 27, 2007
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The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado
"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"
by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023
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Twin Twister

The act when twins each pick up a person from a different bar and take the girl or guy back to the same house without telling each other. Both twins use the same alias. After intercourse initiates, they must then meet at the bathroom and switch bedrooms. After they finish having intercourse, they swap back and the girls never find out.
Yo bro, we gotta pull a twin twister this weekend.

Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.

Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break
by Dirty dan1235 December 14, 2019
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Trojan Twister

The act of giving an "Indian Burn" to a male's penis while they are wearing an unlubricated condom.
Dude your mom was awesome last night, she gave me a Trojan Twister fit for the Gods.
by Exiltion June 14, 2016
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Pussy Twister

Similar to a nipple twister, an action in which one uses their fingers to twist the meat of the pussy. This practice usually occurs as a practical joke.
She's acting like a bitch; I'm going to give her a good old-fashion pussy twister.
by chicken thighs August 18, 2018
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Twister Piss

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.
After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.
by Sliq Riq July 28, 2017
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