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The online meeting place for both liberal and conservative radicals, though the liberal ones are more common. Both groups pollute an otherwise decent website with dumbass statements like "Kill all teh men!" or "Rape isnt that bad, Jesus even said so!"

Tumblr: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Radicals of any kind make Tumblr kinda suck sometimes.

Tumblr by HolyProphetOfTruth November 19, 2014

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The place where all feminists, 12 year old girls, and homosexuals collect together. They attempt to bring justice to society, however fail miserably, as their little politically correct hearts cant handle the reality of this world.

Tumblr is also a place to tell everyone how you are terribly offended by the smallest of things, such as your pancake being 3 degrees colder than it should be.

Timmy: I've been to Tumblr today! It is such a wonderful place! Nobody cares that I'm homosexual! I can finally be myself along with so many overly liberal politically correct people!
4chan user: Faggot

Tumblr by Dr.Pepe April 2, 2016

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An online blog site where fatty's, hamplanets and mini moons gather to make themselves feel better. Usually associated with fat acceptance, thin privilege and cake retention instead of water retention. Also related are the terms, healthy at any weight but not to exclude, a scale is just a number.

Chestbrah: Did you see the new fat acceptance blog on Tumblr.
Zyzz: Nah brah, don't have time for that.
Chestbrah: Understand, let's hit the gym and check our privilege.

Zyzz, Chestbrah:LOL....HAHAHAHAHAHA
Zyzz: Let's get a double scoop of D-Bol

Tumblr by Grapeap November 7, 2012

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The most amazing (blogging) site on the entire of the internet. It is also a place where trolls thrive in abundance. There are a variety of different blogs on Tumblr; fashion, appreciation of celebrities, sporting blogs, text blogs, business blogs and porn blogs. Join Tumblr now, and prepare to start living life.

I logged onto Tumblr and enjoyed countless delightful hours of cats, memes, trolls and Harry Potter.

Tumblr by Kermi Worm July 8, 2011

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A popular hipster blogging platform.

I'm sooooo alternative and indie because i have tumblr

tumblr by J master March 29, 2009

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a place where peasants steal shoelaces from the president

peasant: i like your shoelaces
me: thanks, i stole them from the president.
peasant: w0w, what's your tumblr

tumblr by eyesolating June 29, 2013

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Amazing website that wizards use. It makes dreams come true, and hours pass by in seconds. It's like narnia. It's highly addictive, but you'lll love every minute of being on it. Only cool people have it. It makes complete strangers become friends. Make you love people you don't know. Best website ever. Deal with it.

Random girl:" I like nutella, Harry Potter, food, Glee, Darren Criss, fashion, and I hate facebook."
Tumblr girl:" You'd love tumblr"

Tumblr by eaz123 August 14, 2011