HolyProphetOfTruth's definitions

Avril Lavigne

A strange fox-like mammal whose loud, vocal cries are sometimes mistaken for punk rock. It is native to Canada and does not have any identifiable purpose for its infamous cry.

The Avril Lavigne was keeping me up all night with its strange noises.

by HolyProphetOfTruth July 13, 2014

9/11

The date of a 2001 attack that made air travel annoying and tedious.

If it wasn't for 9/11, I could bring my shampoo on the airplane.

by HolyProphetOfTruth November 19, 2014

Tumblr

The online meeting place for both liberal and conservative radicals, though the liberal ones are more common. Both groups pollute an otherwise decent website with dumbass statements like "Kill all teh men!" or "Rape isnt that bad, Jesus even said so!"

Tumblr: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Radicals of any kind make Tumblr kinda suck sometimes.

by HolyProphetOfTruth November 19, 2014

Bi

The plural of "bus" according to Latin roots;
Prefix meaning "two;"
"Bisexual" as shortened by lazy people on the internet.

I need to ride multiple bi on my trip to New York.

The bi-annual trip takes place next year.

I'm a lazy fuck who shortens bisexual to bi.

by HolyProphetOfTruth November 24, 2014