National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

by SirGrove October 20, 2021

spicy toothpaste

hi its me again

ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
...
you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough

you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave

...

now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3

spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)

by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020

slinging toothpaste

To ejaculate from masterbation

“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”

by Michael Handy October 1, 2022

Roman Toothpaste

Nutting in Someone’s mouth and peeing in it after. Recreating how the romans cleaned their teeth.

“ bro me and my girl just made some roman toothpaste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.

Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard

by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019