"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"
"Please, don't remind me"
by SirGrove October 20, 2021
Get the National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Daymug. Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.
by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025
Get the Toothpastingmug. When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
Get the Toothpaste on the floormug. After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
Get the Tuba toothpastemug. A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
by A certain short guy May 6, 2025
Get the Toothpaste beatermug. "hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."
by Boris Johnson 9 October 29, 2023
Get the Toothpaste Crazymug. The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.
by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024
Get the Toothpastingmug.