He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

by Urmomhasasmalldick February 17, 2019

Fuzzy Toothbrush

when you have to brush a bitch's vagina because its is nasty and is too sour and has to many pussy pubes in it so you don't choke

Bruno: dude how was that chick last night?
Ed: she was a nasty bitch
Bruno: how?
Ed: i had to give her a fuzzy toothbrush!
Bruno: that sucks!

by Htotheg December 31, 2006

Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.

Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.

by Bug One August 11, 2011

Redneck Toothbrush

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.

Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.

by Sam B. L. June 21, 2012

magic toothbrush

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.

Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"

by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013

Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf October 13, 2016

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

by Milicent December 26, 2009