Tony

A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.

Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."

by pretty smart person and friend March 19, 2016

Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020

Tony

THE ULTIMATE FUCK BOY, disrepects girls that love him, has hooked up with one in every 3 girls at the bar (this number subject to change to 1 in 2 by next week)

Damn he actin like a tony right infront of his girl

by truthspeaker187 September 19, 2018

Tony

Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"

Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"

by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019

Tony

Tony is ancient Icelandic used to describe people that have a certain elvish quality about them and could easily be confused with the hidden people of Iceland. Therefore tony translates as "one of the hidden people."

"Wow that guy looks like Legolas, he's definitely tony!"

by 45t45011i1j4 December 05, 2015

Tony

Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.

Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!

Robert: Hey, isn't that Tony's 6th donut?
Me: Relax fella, Tony is a good guy, don't bully him

by Prideus April 10, 2019

Tony

Don't fuck with. Him or he will pull out his little friend

Tony is fucking crazy

by Tony fucking montana is crazy June 11, 2018