paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 13, 2020

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

paper toilet

noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.

"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."

by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019