Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 07, 2011

Tofu Taco

The vagina of a trans person that has transitioned from male to female.

Jamie finally had her last surgery to transition from male to female and now has a tofu taco in her pants.

by DMdoesGB June 10, 2022

tofu mami

the man you know as Toni Effe
It is commonly used in a derogotary terms

-WOW look at what Tofu mami posted on instagram
-Ew you follow him?

by tofimamifan November 22, 2019

Tofu Girl

A girl that adopts the personality of whoever she's dating at the time. Girls like this usually have little to no personality of their own.

Karen just started dating a guy that thinks he's a cowboy and she just bought a cowboy hat. She's such a Tofu Girl

by schutte01 December 27, 2019

brisket and tofu

Brisket and Tofu is the Asian equivalent to the Western phrase 'Two Peas in a Pod'.

Jordan and Essa? Yo they sweet on each other like Brisket and Tofu.

by Jiggaman$ January 09, 2018

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 04, 2019

Tofus

It’s a word to call your friends

“What up my Tofuses”

by The Merde Club September 03, 2020