Tofu

Fake chicken.

I just ate some of that tofu stuff. Tasted just like real chicken.

by really not josh March 7, 2023

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

tofu

the most beautiful girl in the world, an adorable person who cares too much ab other bitches

“oh look it s tofu”
“oh ye she s adorable”

by yourmomshotasf November 20, 2021

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016

tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016

Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen

"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."

by MineMan21 October 24, 2017

tofu

Used to describe a really cool person.

"That absolute chad right there is such a tofu."

by really really really smart guy March 16, 2022